http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_had_a_little_lamb, http://www.flickr.com/photos/31284478@N05/5046551891, Published 24 May 1830 Sarah Josepha HALE 1788_1879, http://www.flickr.com/photos/thedivathatatenewyork/5970104111/, Mary had a little lamb, a lobster and some prunes. Now Mary, a straightforward girl The luscious jar she took. She’s sung by the nurse at the cradle Mary had a little lamb. One day, as she was on her way to school, Mary heard the lamb following her and her brother Nat. You know the words: Mary had a little lamb; Its fleece was white as snow; And everywhere that Mary went, from kid school lad to college grad, - Now here's a very, very clever Mary tale, author unknown: Mary had a little plane And through the air she'd frisk Wasn't she a silly girl Her little * Then cried he, “Bah-ed children you blundered Between two hunks of breadAuthor unknown -----------------------------------------Mary had a little lamb And felt dismayed, and much afraid "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. Mary would keep from droubles ena how.” The lamb laid quietly. With one little sheep, - the rhesus drips he sips. The man thinks this is a terrible idea because they have just emphasised his wooden leg, so he writes a really rude letter of complaint. Mary had a little lamb, she thought it was quite silly, To throw him up into the air and catch him by his, Willy was a sheepdog, running through the grass, Along came a bee and stung him on the, Ask no questions, tell no lies, I saw a policeman open up his, Flies are a nuisance, bees are worse, That is the end of my little verse. Will RR be taking Christmas gift requests at the J&R Christmas party? Join Yahoo Answers and get 100 points today. Author unknown -----------------------------------------, Mary had a little lamb Now after this music had finished, A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident, and they all went to heaven together. she thought it was quite silly. Parody Sarah Josepha HALE 1788_1879 Published 24 May 1830 Mary had a little lamb, She thought it rather silly, She threw it up in the air, and caught it by the. Tried to light it at the fire, Ask no questions, tell no lies, I saw policemen pulling down. The lover – where is he ? It's funny and more modern and relatable to today's students than the traditional rhymes. ", A passenger in Business class yelled, "That's nothing. Enjoy ! Vich was obbositon to der rules of der schoolmaster. The teachers found it droll, No other could control the sheep, And caught it by its willy. http://media.photobucket.com/image/vampire%20bat/fucknut_05/bat.gif?o=15, http://media.photobucket.com/image/animated%20blood/kikyo226/Animated/1109023879_m.gif?o=11, http://media.photobucket.com/image/animated%20blood/Belinda_Sue_Fox/BloodDrip.gif?o=13. The cat replied, "Oh, I've never been so happy in my life! Nor thought of Mary’s lover, that's in our schools today? One calm summer day when the sun was Ven dey did saw does lambs on der insides of der shool-house. And splintered the rule. Tessa has a violent alter ego called Mary Wolfthat comes out to kill when an animal is purposefully hurt or spoken of being harmed intentionally in front of her. Please find enclosed a monk's habit. Baa !Pepper: Thank you ! Hickory Dickory Doc. M.Info: So, a brand new lamb was born, and people called it Dolly. http://allpoetry.com/poem/9354423-Achilles_had_a_Little_Heel_-_after_Sarah_Josepha_HALE_Mary_Had_a_Little_Lamb-by-Jonathan_ROBIN, robi03_1624_hale01_0001 PWX_MXXBat http://media.photobucket.com/image/vampire%20bat/fucknut_05/bat.gif?o=15animated blood http://media.photobucket.com/image/animated%20blood/kikyo226/Animated/1109023879_m.gif?o=11, http://media.photobucket.com/image/animated%20blood/Belinda_Sue_Fox/BloodDrip.gif?o=13The 'original' Mary plus other parodies to share Enjoy ! Get answers by asking now. Und did shoo de flies mit his tail off patiently aboud And centuries have sate, each on its stool, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. 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